Американская поп-певица, обладательница премии «Грэмми», танцовщица, автор песен, киноактриса. Её дебютный альбом …Baby One More Time сделал её всемирно популярной, а одноимённый сингл возглавил чарт Billboard Hot 100.
The little girl in the middle … her eyes are honesty like WTF !!! It’s intrusively funny 😁 😁 😁 !!! She’s over the tea 🍵 !!! She wants a drink !!!
🖼️: Marianne Clancy
It’s time for a throwback this week !!! And oh boy I know how to tell ‘em don’t I 🙈🙈🙈🙈😂🥲🥲🥲 ??? It’s perspective I guess !!! This was me almost a year ago in September !!! I look way younger and way smaller !!! I guess I need to brace myself and slow down and recap the past year because I think I had a false confidence after my divorce !!! Although I did post some of my best work with “Ray of Light” and “I’m Addicted” by Madonna !!! There was a lot of WTF 😬 moments !!! Trust me I know we’re all human and make mistakes !!! I literally need to go back and adjust and possibly do a couple more therapy sessions !!! I apologize for not being perfect and I will try and get confidence and consistency back like I used to have 😘😘😘 !!!
It’s weird because I’ve always been so in love with this family !!! How adorable is that mamma ??? Mad respect because I respect the way she raised them … such a brilliant and smart woman !!!
🎥: @kcstauffer
I haven’t danced in so long … the last time I danced I was dancing with knives … people say I shouldn’t post those !!! It’s been 9 months since I have danced but I did last night … It’s not very good but I did it !!!
The night before the paps got THAT SHOT of me going to my car !!! Same dress and same girl !!! Look I get it I know my body is not perfect but I also know I don’t have cellulite on my legs the way the paps betray me !!! I also know the way the paps shoot me in public when I go out I look like a different person !!! It’s honestly abusive because I do feel like one of the most bullied people in the world !!! It’s the truth !!! It’s not healthy for my heart or my health !!! I’m 122 and if I lost anymore weight and was sick and believed those pics I would be in the hospital !!! It’s a sticky conversation because in a world of where vanity rules not one person would believe me !!! Not one person will believe me because they prefer the negativity !!! Oh well !!!
So weird !!! I had a wild trip to Vegas and got a cold again !!! I really liked jamming with my brother !!! He fed me Alaskan crab and I realized I wasn’t alone at 3:00 in the morning during a night drive where I saw more people on the strip than I’ve ever seen in my life !!! It was pretty cool !!! I met up with an old friend then realized how interesting time is !!! And to what makes it in my head speed up or slow down !!! What feeds your soul or what serves you interest and what makes you really want to participate in this game we call life !!! Or is it a game at all ??? If it is, I’ve had enough balls to serve any running season but most of the time I sat on the bench and never played at all because by observing, it’s a much safer cozy view and usually if I did get the ball, I wanted to reflect in people’s eyes destruction !!! Something so different and wrong and broken so they might understand how completely destroyed I really was !!! So I strike out and go to bed and have a secret 🤫 I might never fully be able to share !!! Because even though all these words and thoughts bring some of us a code to the outside world, there’s nothing better than the beauties of mystified destruction 🤓🤓🤓 !!! Psss GOOD LUCK MOM AND DAD !!! Everywhere I go I have a mini travel suitcase with rosemary, tea tree oil, my two new favorite face wands, and candles !!!I think it’s important for all women who have witnessed real madness of life to take time to reset, regroup, and manage yourself in finding ways to heal your body !!! I found the coolest natural healing remedy magazine on the plane and got lost and in love with it !!! Thank you to all the incredible feminine masters of our universe who guide broken wings 🪽!!!
I’ve been sick for two months with a stupid cold … I had it before Mexico and I’m very nasally and congested in my nose, it sucks. It went away when I first got back home, but came back yesterday … I got a Z-Pak and I’m hoping it goes away. I constantly feel a little tired like I want to go to sleep and things are fuzzy … so I started drinking coffee and it helps a bit but not much. I realized I really like Burger King, but hated it when I was younger. My favorite thing to do is to clean out drawers at the moment … I’ve bought stencils for my walls to create designs and accents, and I drew a really cool tropical 🌴 tree in my room on the wall with a bird 🦆 in a nest. I’m on page 219 of my book “Invisible” and I got a new chef to cook in my kitchen. I’m scared of the outside world because god forbid I break a foot and someone calls an ambulance so I don’t go out much. I didn’t know Rosetta Stone was all languages, I thought it was just Spanish … I got new silk pajamas !!! I bought my dog, Snow, a baby pink lamp for her room !!! I got really cool, new baby blue satin heels … I’ve actually been consistent with my beauty routine !!! I stayed in bed all day and worked on my phone. I also watched a movie called “Evil” and I actually did kind of pee myself when that black, scary character showed up. I’m in my 40s and I still collect Hello Kitty and sleep with a teddy bear 🧸 I tried BBQ Doritos for the first time and I liked it !!! I painted a picture of a flower with fire around it and my friend named it “Beauty of Mystified Destruction” … I got a splinter in my butt sitting on my wooden picnic table outside eating my ahi tuna salad
PS - A reminder to myself of how weird things are and what you find out about yourself with a serious 🧐 cold…
Me talking to my family after the conservatorship telling me no coffees … spas … or cash for 13 years !!!
Source: Bridesmaids film (2011), Universal Pictures / @Musclemamafit
Majestic teachings - The word of the week for me is Intention … What are your intentions ??? I wanna be a better person and be more gentle in the way I speak to myself !!!
Walking on a broken foot … if i go fast it goes numb !!! I got surgery on my left leg 🦵🏻 three times … twice for my knee and once for my foot 🦶🏻. They always said it can heal on its own but theres a huge chance it can snap and break again 😬 !!! Well I always did the surgeries and it was more painful afterwards so I’m being stubborn this time .. I’m gonna see if my body knows how to heal itself 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️ !!! Psss swipe to see all 3 !!!
Walking on a broken foot … if i go fast it goes numb !!! I got surgery on my left leg 🦵🏻 three times … twice for my knee and once for my foot 🦶🏻. They always said it can heal on its own but theres a huge chance it can snap and break again 😬 !!! Well I always did the surgeries and it was more painful afterwards so I’m being stubborn this time .. I’m gonna see if my body knows how to heal itself 🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️!!! Psss swipe to see !!!
I honestly wish my life was as wild as it has been portrayed !!! Either way, some shit actually has happened to my foot and I might have to get surgery ... fingers crossed, hopefully not but I feel that I was harassed and gaslit and tricked to go on the street when my car was supposed to be there !!! I was in my pajamas and yes, I had been crying because I hurt my foot !!! No breakdown !!! I’m a grown ass woman who is actually very naive in most situations !!! I am simply embarrassed they got me in my damn pajamas !!! I don’t feel loved … I feel mistreated !!! With that said, I’m going to treat myself this week !!!
As Pink says, “Embracing the fall” !!! Fallen angel, that’s SO FUNNY RIGHT 👼 ??? Well, I’ve been reading a lot of spiritual books lately... and one was talking about how you can go back in time and also two parallel universes in a paradox where you can cross over and meet another person on a different dimension. There are definitely levels of each dimension!!! I believe all this because I do believe there was one time in my life where my level of existence was pretty vast and sharp !!! I know the highs and lows in life and I also believe people can trick you and make you believe the utterance of their existence in brainwashing someone 100 billion percent keeps you from the real level you are supposed to be at... setups... sarcasm in their speaking to belittle you as if you are not intelligent 🤷🏼♀️ !!! I believe we all have tests in life and if there is a phenomenon... or something of interest... that we don’t know about makes me verify logic and understanding that there is something way bigger than us... and that brings me comfort and peace to know I’m not alone !!! OK, some may think this is BS... lol Britney S....sorry had to !!! But that’s my name don’t wear it out !!! but honestly staying in is way cooler don’t y’all think 🌷 🌷 🌷 ??? Swipe if you wanna see a beautiful foot 🙈🙈🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🤷🏼♀️🙄🙄😂😂😂 !!!
I know my mom was involved !!! I haven’t talked to her in 6 months and she called right after it happened before the news being out !!! I was set up just like she did way back when !!! I wish I had grandparents !!! I can’t stand her !!! I honestly don’t care I will say it 👍🏻🤷🏼♀️ !!! Psss this man is wonderful !!! He’s like a father to me and he got me through last night !!! I adore you and admire you mister Mathew !!!
Eventually you will come to understand that love heals everything and that is all there is … and REAL wine feels extremely nice as well 🍷 !!! Psss first time with real wine 🍷 Jesus fucking Christ !!!
Pssss for those saying I’m lying about the first bottle of real wine, I’m not !!! I’ve been drinking $6.99 wine bottle of wine !!! $300 is a HUGE HUGE difference !!! I don’t know why I’m even explaining myself I’m a grown ass woman !!! It’s actually incredibly cruel and sad my family took away from me the good stuff for far too long !!! The kind that heals the soul, it’s honestly a shame and it’s actually a HUGE deal !!! It’s only been 2 years since the conservatorship has been over !!! In real respective of what I’ve been through, that’s honestly not a lot of time at all !!! I take each day at day at a time healing myself slowly !!!
Getting new makeup is really fun !!! I always keep my shadows on and wonder why my eyes go red 🙈🙈🙈 !!! Stay moisturized because it’s really hot out there 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 !!!
The deeper the well the better the water
My name River Red a miracle when I holler
‘Cause I’m much too quiet yet in silence I make my point
A handmade chest when Snow “oink” 🐽 “oinks”
Pss can anyone spot the angel flying in the video with the pool ???
Pss life’s too short, violence is never the answer give someone a hug today !!!
What a beautiful treat to myself !!! I believe in God again every time I go to this destination and there probably isn’t another person that feels as blessed as I do every darn time I leave 🙈🙈🙈🙈🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 !!! But I will back sooner this time !!! Game of chess!! When people say we are so happy for you I’m like well how come you all got offended when I wasn’t in the coffin at my funeral ??? Jk !!!
So pretty weird but while I was shooting in this small room, the room turned a tinted red over 5 times. I’m obviously 🙄 just sharing this one time … but what the heck does that mean? Am I the heart of the ocean 🌊 ??? Naaaahhhhhh but that would be NICE 👍
Hands are so dear !!! I wish someone would have told me to be extremely careful who you let near them !!! The hands and feet light the way … for your name sake, guide me and light the way !!!
📸: KUEI
I have started intermittened fasting this week !!! It can make you feel weak for a few days but then you get a natural high from all the toxins being release … I actually feel a little too tiny and weak to even think about shooting for Instagram right now !!! But honestly, I like this spiritual dimension I’m on … I think we all have our level of prayer … I think I’ve experienced pretty low levels but also the highest levels as well !!! It’s purification in its upmost way and to go into your body and mind to find your most enlightened state of consciousness seems so rad !!! Here’s a book 📚 I’ve been reading to stay inspired ... have a good weekend, my friends !!!
📚: Stephen Harrod Buhner
True story !!! I had a dinner date with this friend and the next day my glitter case phone which had everything in it from 6 years ago went missing !!! Btw l’ve never lost a phone before in my life !!! I always found it !!! Anyway for some reason the night before I met this person I purposely took pictures of my phones together !!! It was like I knew subconsciously it was gonna get stolen !!! And darn it … it’s been gone for 8 months now !!! I had it from back in 2016 and that phone had so many pics of my kids and everything !!! Just to think some asshole has my little phone right now 😒😒😒 !!! Same month that me and my ex split !!! Things that make you go HMMMMMM !!!
Oops Tour 20 years ago …Halloween night in a haunted hotel in Germany 🇩🇪 so cold… it was the same night I met Kate Hudson in a bar. I was an angel and my best friend was a devil for Halloween… we left the party early because the theme was all-black, gothic horror, and my friend and I failed. So we decided to walk outside in the cold, screaming like idiots because we had been on a tour bus for 2 months. Most people don’t believe in ghosts and if you say you do… well you probably shouldn’t since you’ll just be called crazy 😜… all this talk and I’m like what is this place ??? Disneyland for adults… whatever I thought it was kind of cute actually, but paid no mind whatsoever. Now the stories they told were pretty soft… the lady in white who glows in the corner of the room at exactly 2:20 at night, the sound of horses feet that carry the carriages on the rock entrance of the hotel at 3:00 right on the dot if you can be just quiet enough to listen. I’m like whatever… I was pretty tipsy, and at the elevator, my girlfriend almost got us kicked out of the hotel because she couldn’t wait to use the bathroom… she peed in the plant 🪴 right beside the elevator in front of the whole lobby… so classy I mean she was dressed as the devil 👿. But that night I lay in bed 🛌 and then it felt like a cold wind 🌬️ out of fucking nowhere, and all of a sudden, it pushed me down in the bed. Now usually when I tell this story most people say… she was just dreaming… no I wasn’t, I was WIDE AWAKE screaming from the top of my lungs 🫁 something was holding me down I couldn’t move for what felt like forever… it felt like someone was on top of me and I couldn’t get up for air… I ran so fast to my assistant’s door🚪and I didn’t realize it was locked 🔐 so I fell backwards… look I was scared 😳 and then she opened the door and looked at me like I was the biggest idiot… nobody till this very day believes me 🤦🏼♀️🌷 🤦🏼♀️ 🌷 🤦🏼♀️ 🌷 🤦🏼♀️
I’m not really sure where I found this picture, but I can only imagine what the fuck is in there… do you guys believe in ghosts 👻😳😂👿 ???!!!
📷: keidymoreno19